Tyra Banks understands your homeless pain.

On last night’s America’s Next Top Model Who Will Never Really Get Much Work And Will Turn Up In Your Copy Of The Newport News Catalog Two Years From Now, Tyra Banks led the ladies in – AND THIS IS A TRUE STORY – MODELING WITH THE HOMELESS.

I know that the following sounds like an SNL skit, but it’s really what happened:

The models dressed in the traditional garb of the homeless, while a bunch of homeless teens got made up and styled all fancy-like.

TYRA’S IN UR DOORWAY, FEELIN’ UR PAIN:

Afterward, the homeless teens went back to their alley behind the Chinese restaurant, and Tyra went home and wrote in her Moleskine journal about how she totally, like, raised American consciousness of a terrible problem.

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2 Responses to “Tyra Banks understands your homeless pain.”

  1. Elspeth's Heir Says:

    And don’t forget – she helped to raise consciousness by also being homeless for a day for her show, you know, that one… the something something show… It’s on the tip of my tongue. If only Tyra were here to tell me.

  2. cdeacon Says:

    THAT IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. IS THAT A REAL PICTURE? I’M SO OUTRAGED I CAN’T STOP TYPING LIKE THIS.

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