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Hollywood age math.

March 7, 2008

THE MOVIE: Confessions of a Shopaholic

THE HOT YOUNG THING: Isla Fisher, born in 1976

HER DAD: John Goodman, born in 1952

HER TOTALLY OLD MOM, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WOMEN OVER 32 ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY: Joan Cusack, born in 1962

I hope part of the movie is about how Joan Cusack was a teenage mother! That would be great. And maybe she can have a serious conversation with her daughter about how when you turn 40, you get locked in a closet, and when you turn 50, you’re taken to the Agerizer and eliminated.

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